I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We're small. Anything big that we feel is threatening us, we want to fight. We're not a pushover.

Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.

My goals are so high that I don't have time to relax, in any way shape or form.

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.

The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.

The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work.

I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault- they watched the foot come towards their face.

People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.

Working hard gets you started

A statesman is any politician it's considered safe to name a school after.

Who you are is not defined by what you do, but it is defined according to who Jesus is to you

A domain exits where concepts can't go; so leave them on the doorstep to enter.

I wish, in some ways, I was the type of comedian who could do something blistering and topical, but I'm the guy who gets stuck in the revolving door and thinks I should write about that.

Voting is the first duty of democracy.

She misses him more now than when he was away

Choices lead to habits. Habits become talents. Talents are labeled gifts. You’re not born this way, you get this way.

The general public has long been divided into two parts; those who think that science can do anything and those who are afraid it will.

Death makes sad stories of us all.