I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.

My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.

Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.

Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.

Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.

I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.

I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.

Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.

A body is a body, but only voices are capable of love

Once you hit 40, you start reexamining the math of it all. I'll trade wisdom for youth any day.

Oh my lovely princess,"Raoden whispered. "You probably mean well, but handing these people food is the worst thing you could do to them." -Brandon Sanderson(Elantris)

Not only do I think being nice and kind is easy but being kind, in my opinion, is important.

Money doesn't change men. It merely unmasks them.

If you hear a good song, it makes you hopeful like, That is out there.

I do not need the written code of a spiritual belief to act like a decent human being.

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.

Tyranny is tyranny, no matter what its form; the free man will resist it if his courage serves.

Do not think about the body. The body comes and goes; for it there is birth and there is death. But you are not the body. Body is just rust and dust. Think only of God. Love God.