I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!

I still have imaginary friends who I talk to in my head.

I was brought up with psychics and tarot cards. My mum was always told I was going to be in a boy band and be famous as a singer.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

I have a rude thought every three seconds!

I think about dying a lot, every time I fall asleep on a train or a plane I expect to wake up to a crash!

If I fancy a girl, I'll tell her. I'll say: 'You're fit.

My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!

When you go to clubs in London there are loads of good-looking blokes, and I feel like a bit of a minger

I try to be kind to people, to treat them with respect. And I'm proud of that.

to split the very sea into ours and theirs." Border at the BeachAnd More White Sheets

Happier than a bird with a french fry.

I wear make-up, and it gets a little bit thicker every year.

Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.

Come up and see me sometime.

Just wage a total war against these tyrants; I think we will do very well and our children will sing great songs about us years from now.

Loudly declaring our soul's desire can get the blood running and our passions blazing.

I don't want to dream anymore, I want my life to be real!

Tough times never last, but tough people do. You might add, "You're tougher than you give yourself credit for."

I always stayed fit because I'm a performer, and all of those things help me to perform.