I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Loving someone and having them love you back is the most precious thing in the world.

It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt.

Spend unbroken chunks of time with the most important people in your life.

There are a lot of young great athletes out there; they're much better athletes than what we were. They're bigger, faster, stronger, unfortunately, there're fewer places to go.

I did theater at Carnegie, and in Pittsburgh and New York.

We are a communicating nation which needs access to space, access to the seas.

Whether I give to a beggar or not, his existence puts me in the wrong.

Watching Life on Mars was quite frightening for me because dipping in and out of reality was quite like myself

We should develop a deep appreciation for all the we have, and not waste it, otherwise we'll die with deep regrets.

If everybody knows all the tricks, it's no more magic.