I got into a bad jag of movies that helped pay the rent and I thought would help further me along.

I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!

I always think that I'm the best thing in a lot of bad movies. Personally, I have to. I think that I like me as an actor.

You may not have faith in my friend fate, But my friend fate has faith in you.

I like doing family films.

Nothing would make my kids happier than to do another movie.

Charlie Brown's good. I always had a little crush on that Lucy. I thought she was kind of a hot little brunette.

Character actors are becoming a thing of the past. They're just going by the wayside. They're just cutting through that caliber of acting.

When you're making an independent film what you don't have in time and money you have to make up with creativity and diligence.

I don't go to parties. I don't go to clubs. My friends and I don't go drinking, we play D&D. I'm still a weird entity in the world.

I think everyone is given drama, by virtue of the fact that we all have drama in our lives, but not everyone can make people laugh.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

It is likely that America will be more important during the next century or two, but after that it may well be the turn of China.

It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.

The goal in Afghanistan is to find the terrorists and take them out.

Returning to South Carolina meant getting a normal job in a normal town with normal people and marrying a normal person. I wanted the glamour and opportunity of the world.

Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy

It had been an annoyingly peacful time in Boarderland, Blister cranky and despressed because he hadn't filled anyone with pus for nearly an enitre lunar cycle.

What governments call international monetary cooperation is concerted action for the sake of credit expansion.

Beached under the spumy blooms, we lie Sea-sick and fever-dry.

One reads not for information, but inspiration.