I got it, I dove on the floor, he dove on my head and I hit my teeth on the ground. It was just one of my police reactions to get that criminal off me.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Learn to say no, know when to say yes, and use the words ‘I choose.’ It is the key that will open you to limitless manifestation of your beingness.

Injustice upon earth renders the justice of of heaven impossible.

Finish Well

My vision is to build an e-commerce ecosystem that allows consumers and businesses to do all aspects of business online.

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business.

What is the U.S. government looking for? And the elite governing this country? They're looking for oil.

Any expectation is what pain is.

I like being surrounded by students and intellectuals.

I reiterate that the rigor and credibility brought to the world by Monti's government are for us a point of no return.

My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.