I got, like, Diane Keaton's manager, and she was very connected; she had power. And she was like, "Your star is in tears on this comedy. Do you even notice that at all?"

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

Money isn't success. Success is the character with which you make it.

What happens when people open their hearts?""They get better.

When our faith becomes nothing more than a series of rules and regulations, joy flees and our love for Christ grows cold.

Now, in the Kingdom of School, to be asked into another child's room is like being asked inside their heart.

You and I come by road or rail, but economists travel on infrastructure.

I have my own style that happens to be different from everyone else in Hollywood. My inspiration is me.

Two polar groups: at one pole we have the literary intellectuals, at the other scientists, and as the most representative, the physical scientists. Between the two a gulf of mutual incomprehension.

I don't think people ever were free of fear of death, but clinging to life and being so unprepared for it is a modern experience.

The fear of being different prevents most people from seeking new ways to solve their problems.

I sang on Church Street, every place that had a stage.