I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children.

The climate-change deniers are rapidly ending up with as much intellectual credibility as creationists and Flat Earthers. They are nudging close to having the moral credibility of Holocaust deniers.

All people deserve respect, but not all ideas do.

So the opposite of addiction is not sobriety. It is human connection.

I'm so patriotic, I think every British kid should have a chance to grow up to be our head of state.

The US head of state grew up on food stamps. The British head of state grew up on the postage stamps.

The truth emerging from this scattered picture of nuclear proliferation is simple: there is a stronger chance of a nuclear bomb being used now than at almost any point in the Cold War.

I respect you as a person too much to respect your ridiculous beliefs.

Love isn't something to be given on whim, or shelved when it isn't convenient. Love is gift, a promise, and a belief in another person. If you treat it as such, it will fulfill you always

No matter how the road winds and turns, as long as you are there at the end of it I’ll be happy, Rowdy.

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.

Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it.

I have a very childish attitude to books - a very non-analytic enthusiasm... like Alice falling down the chute.

Careful, love. Prices aren't the only things I can cut in half!

Freedom does not mean license.

We treat the lyrics like the woman any man wants to impress the most. We give the lyrics all the attention we can. I'm not sure other formats are remembering that the lyrics are what it's all about.

I do a good job of blocking painful, unnecessary things from my memory.