I got my degree in rhetoric.

Every comic is really a frustrated rock star.

Television and film acting is really fun because you are working with other people and you are not completely responsible for the outcome of the project.

Never try to fit a target audience. Write what is true to the characters in their settings and the audience will find you.

My biggest fear is the ocean. It's a great big, powerful sea toilet.

I think I was born because my parents had two boys and wanted to give it one more go and try for a girl... they got me instead.

I'm still auditioning and doing other movie parts, but I really like the developing and the writing. You have more control over your destiny.

I think all shows change as they age as do the people who make the shows. As do the people who watch the shows. All targets are moving.

I think this [Feels like Christmas] is one of the greatest, most unsung albums ever. It's Cyndi Lauper, and it's called Hat Full Of Stars. She's so underrated.

If for no other reason than it's just fun to watch people age, and it's fun to watch what happened to '80s hairdos and outfits, and what they look like now.

I have no point in my system or morals where I say, 'This is too far'.

In a world as empirical as ours, a youngster who does not know what he is good at will not be sure what he is good for.

Never judge your own writing. You're not fit to do so.

I certainly wouldn't want a song that I'd already written to be used on a commercial. That seems strange.

I just remember there was one rule: If you've got faults, we expect you to be working on it. And we are here for you. People would welcome each other then. We don't do that anymore. We don't care.

I want to be the victim of his errors.

The relief of enemies has a tendency to unite mankind in fraternal affection.

Can I ever know you / Or you know me?

We should not treat people as they treat us, we should treat them better.

The children of Israel in the wilderness, led by a cloud by day, and a pillar of fire by night.