I got on the high school speech team and everyday I would get up in front of the class and just start talking.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Fear is never a good counselor and victory over fear is the first spiritual duty of man.

I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

Thing about witches

As long as we think we own anything, that thing owns us. As soon as we know that we own nothing, then God owns us.

As you walk through the valley of the unknown, you will find the footprints of Jesus both in front of you and beside you.

I write from what's in my heart. I write what I love and have always done that.

[People] don't see that there's a great deal of a difference between nonresistance to evil and nonviolent resistance.

I'm a pretty big pizza enthusiast so I could talk about pizza all day if you want

We have to demand that governments live up to their promises and make education a reality for every child.

I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.