I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

Only one who loves can remember so well.

I do speak Mandarin, and I also relate to the hunger that China has for culture and architecture and style.

Faith is not a blind, irrational conviction. In order to believe, we must know what we believe, and the grounds on which our faith rests.

For the past two years,the only thing the 'Idol' machine has been doing has been maliciously attacking my name.

I'm a Tulsa Jew and I have a religious upbringing.

The man will be most successful who confers the greatest service on the world.

That's a sure way to tell about somebody--the way they play, or don't play, make-believe.

Our party: New Labour. Our mission: new Britain. New Labour new Britain.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

A hand as fruitful as the land that feeds us; His dew falls everywhere.