I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

All things of grace and beauty such that one holds them to one's heart have a common provenance in pain. Their birth in grief and ashes.

Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy.

I'm all in favour of free expression provided it's kept rigidly under control.

Sometimes the most helpful thing you can do is to stop trying to be helpful.

What Ive been developing is a vegan fast food chain and vegan food markets.

Not being published would be great. When I say that to other writers they look at me as if I'm totally insane.

I want to encourage other people to try to discover who they are, not to try to fit into some superficial prototype of what they think a Christian should be, but to discover who they really are.

The soldiers of Saddam Hussein have given them a lesson they will never forget.

Making mistakes is a way of taking action.

To whom much is given, much is required.