I got really into writing plays. I did that for years and years and got some produced and didn't like it as much when I wasn't able to control it.

I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot.

If you have the ability to work with people smarter than you, always try to be the least smartest person in the room and surround yourself with talent, because iron sharpens iron.

You know, I'll tell you, nothing changed after 'No Strings' for me. A lot of people said, like, 'Your game will be different,' but it wasn't. It really wasn't.

Aspire to do better. Instead of being the leader of the group, be the little person.

I like dogs, but I have more respect for cats.

I always thought, if you're gonna do TV, you want to play a straight, solid, pillar-of-the-show kind of guy.

I feel like L.A. is more of a showcase, and Chicago is a pure comedy scene where you're doing comedy for comedy. You're doing comedy actually for the audience that's there.

I never thought I'd be one of those guys who gets recognized.

I love when people on Twitter give advice.

I'll be honest, I like shooting 'New Girl.' I like the people. The show is still new to me. I've never done TV like this before.

A New Year brings new grace for new accomplishments.

It takes a good leader, with integrity, to enhance a leader with passion.

Everyone you meet is an aspect of the gods and has a lesson to teach you.

The river this November afternoonRests in an equipoise of sun and cloud:A glooming light, a gleaming darkness shroudIts passage. All seems tranquil, all in tune.

My mom and I always had a great bond. It was always a natural friendship bond since early on. My mom was 18 when she had me.

The world perishes not from bandits and fires, but from hatred, hostility, and all these petty squabbles.

You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and when he is happy he doesn't get snappy.

Prayer is putting oneself in the hands of God

I’m not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.

I'll try anything...I'll even try Limburger cheese!