I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

Most educators would continue to lecture on navigation while the ship is going down.

It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the ground.

Imagination is like a muscle. I found out that the more I wrote, the bigger it got.

Single |sin•gle| (adjective) - Too fabulous to settle.

Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones.

Nolan was the only one who knew the real Lexi Shaw, and that was exactly how I intended to keep it.

To heal illness, begin by restoring balance.

If you think you can, or if u think you can't.. Either way ur correct... It's the thinking that makes it so.

How natural it is to destroy what we cannot possess, to deny what we do not understand, and to insult what we envy!

It's a fantastic thing to take the risk of getting so close to your desire, expressing your obsession so absolutely.

Individual effort is almost relatively impossible to cope with the big problem of poverty as we see it.

I was just watching "So You Think You Can Dance," flipping channels, and I was like man, I could never do that.