I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket.

The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.

When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching - they are your family.

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

I've always felt that the best whips and chains are in the mind. With a little creativity, the physical ones are hardly necessary.

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I checked my gear, my pockets, my shoelaces, and realized that I had crossed the line between making sure I was ready and trying to postpone the inevitable.

I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of trauma, I will fear no concussion.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

There is the world that should be and the world that is. We live in one and must create the other.

The word 'love, ' used in connection with the reproduction of our species, is the most odious blasphemy taught in our times.

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.

Some people read off of their Palms and Pocket PCs, but the real immersible reading experience takes a full-screen device.

The less there was to see, the harder he looked, the more he saw. (Point Omega)

I'm now much more aware of my mental state. I have a lot more control over it and can choose how I feel.

I am a little discouraged and irritated at the welfare recipient families growing in size all the time. Those of us who work and pay taxes all the time shouldn't have to pay for these kids.

Every breath is a new beginning and a new chance.

All my friends I've known since I was really little.

As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready now to call a man a good man upon easier terms than I was formerly.

I've heard that I'm 'the future of tennis.' But that's all just random stuff.