I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I am not to be underestimated. Overestimated, maybe, but underestimated? No.

Opportunity: A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.

The key for us, number one, has always been hiring very smart people.

All the tired horses in the sun How'm I supposed to get any ridin' done? Hmm.

Losing hurts me. I was determined to be the best.

Law never made men a whit more just; and, by means of their respect for it, even the well-disposed are daily made the agents of injustice.

We live in a society where manhood is all about conquering and violence. And what we don't realize is that ultimately that kind of manhood ultimately kills you.

Wit puts politicians at risk.

When you possess great treasures within you and try to tell others of them, seldom are you believed.

My parents were marvelously educated people.