I got through college realizing business was repugnant.

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.

I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.

I'm in a rut deep enough to hang posters.

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done.

L.A. Woman is amazing, but when I was growing up I was into the Who.

To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought.

I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I think about all the time.

The tensions are always based on financial resources. Something like film is very problematic because it is viewed as an art form and also as an industry with a pure commercial base.

Just kidding' was exactly what people wrote when they meant every word.

One of the things I love, and I'm a voracious reader as well as a writer, is books that surprise me, that are not predictable.

Sabbath rest is more than mere abstention from physical work; and, therefore, must include worship and Scripture-reading.

At first trouble is a new experience - gradually you learn that - that it isn't fatal.

Ever since I was a child, I've always been fascinated with Sherlock Holmes.

Half of my success is my fearlessness and recklessness, of just seeing the end and not stopping until you get there.

That was the thing about being alone, in theory or in principle. Whatever happened - good, bad, or anywhere in between - it was always, if nothing else, all your own.

I really do believe most people understand raising tax rates is bad for the economy, it costs jobs. It actually in the long term undermines revenue.

In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em.