I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's

Of course prostitutes have babies. Where do you think traffic wardens come from?

Light in your soul kindles the light in your world.

Some general advice about writing:WRITE MORE, DO OTHER STUFF LESS.

I never got really good at hockey.

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!

There will be no end to angling controversies for there is no one best way for everyone to fish.

Men are so delving into the mysteries of things that today a boy of twenty knows more than twenty doctors formerly knew.

I think you only see experiences as defining moments with distance.

We are taught to take the bread into our bodies as proof of Jesus's body.

A purpose is the eternal condition of success.

We had a lion that was living in somebody's basement outside of Branson, Missouri.