I got what I wanted. I wanted a win.

When I started, (players) were making $4,000. Now, they don't get out of bed and they already make $10,000.

Choice is the greatest power in the universe

Nothing is a greater impediment to being on good terms with others than being ill at ease with yourself.

With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me.

The people who run record companies now wouldn't know a song if it flew up their nose and died. They haven't a clue, and they don't care. You tell them that, and they go, Yeah? So, your point is?

To learn to live from the heart it doesn't just change our feeling about life, it actually changes our life.

I didn't know what I knew. I wasn't aware of what I knew.

Writing, at its heart, is a solitary pursuit, designed to make people depressoids, drug addicts, misanthropes, and antisocial weirdos.

I learned more at The Second City than I did at Yale for all that high tuition.

I stay busy and projects look for me. I aint goin nowhere no time soon and that's how I continue to evolve. By stayin relevant and makin hits.

No doubt about it, Lawrence Decker was the reason God had invented nakedness.