I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.

Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.

When I look out into your faces, you know what I see? I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.

Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.

People from outer space they come up to me, they don't look like Doctor Spock, they don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive. They look like Elvis.

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.

She's vibrator dependent.

I thought I was the last American weirdo then I met Chris Chandler.

Money isn't enough. Happiness takes more than a padded bank account.

Goaltending beats top notch scoring anytime!

i know someday you'll have a beautiful life. I know you'll be a sun in somebody else's sky. But why can't it be mine?

The glory of science is to imagine more than we can prove.

What’s the difference between spending your life trying to be invisible, or pretending to be the person you think everyone wants you to be? Either way, you’re faking.

The Limeys want us in even with our hastily made plans and our half-trained and half-equipped troops.

The Bosnian Genocide was something that triggered my consciousness and led to an awakening politically for me.

We will not conquer our obstacles by running away from them. Speed does not matter, just that we do not stop.

He who boasts of his pedigree praises that which does not belong to him.

It is not special to be special, it's special to be ordinary