I grew up fascinated with comedy and with people who could capture someone's attention.

What's the most humiliating thing? When you take someone to dinner or you cook somebody dinner and they get food poisoning. I mean, how bad do you feel?

You think your friends have good taste in fashion, until they ask you to wear an ugly bridesmaid dress!

Now, I love playing moms who can't hide their paranoia.

Weddings are really good for making you feel terrible about yourself if you're not where you want to be in life.

Come on, planning a wedding, let's be honest, it's not fun. It's not fun being in a wedding.

Creativity is a flame that lights up and ignites the senses

Ladies and gentlemen, let us hear the demand of life and adhere to it. It would do us good

I wish you did return my regard, " he said. "More than I have ever wished anything in my life! Perhaps you may yet learn to do so: I should warn you that I don't easily despair!

The past can be tamed and controlled.

I lay there knowing something eerie ties us to the world of animals. Sometimes the animals pull you backward into it. You share hunger and fear with them like salt in blood.

Many people think I'm a television personality. I never have been! Just someone who acts it.

I did not have textual relations with that server.

Girls. You never know what they're going to think.

God, here and there, makes madness a calling.

I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?