I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

If money is the root of all evil, then China's manipulation of its currency, the yuan, is the tap root of everything wrong with the U.S.-China trade relationship.

You can't guarantee that you'll make a great movie, but you can make a greater effort than I made at trying to see that the basics are there.

Everything in my life that I value has been gained at the cost of not saying what I really think and saying what they want me to say.

It is unacceptable that people often have to make huge sacrifices just to find a place to live, a roof over their heads.

To his mind, free will was a privilege, not a right.

For me, it's just eat whatever makes you feel good. Work out whenever you want to. Just take care of yourself.

God condemned sin in Christ, so that holiness might appear in us.

I am a woman of heart and mind, looking for affection and respect, a little passion.

As one California winemaker said, "We release no wine before the bank tells us that its ready."

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