I grew up in a generation that had exponential technological advances.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

Our way is upward, from the species across to the super-species. But the degenerate mind which says ‘All for me’ is a horror to us.

If you are lucky, one day you'll get the chance to have your life defined by how much you loved and were loved by someone else.

Read properly, fewer books than a hundred would suffice for a liberal education. Read superficially, the British Museum Library might still leave the student a barbarian.

The things that inspire people to think are what keeps a film alive.

We do have to look at the mosques very carefully. The mosques, a lot of things are happening in there, folks, a lot of things.

We are the subjects of an experiment which is not a little interesting to me.

I always tend to like the characters that I play. I'm convinced that I am this person and I'm OK with whatever they do.

It's not that, you know, when a relationship doesn't work and there are issues, you have to somehow work it out if there are children involved.

We are each responsible for our own life-no other person can be.

Generally I don't care about what people say. I have to be clear with myself. When everything goes well, people celebrate you, when you make mistakes people criticize you.