I grew up in a military family. I was moved around from school to school, so people aren't always the most welcoming to new girls in school.

Know what the best thing about insomnia is? That I get to stay up all night figuring it out.

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.

With the story of your life, you dont get to write the whole book, just your character.

Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something.

Everyone's so timid and afraid to insult anybody, but in the end, it's like we're all trying to please everyone. In the end, we please no one.

Growing up I had a lot of really negative energy in my life from people that were in my life, so I know to how to stand up for myself.

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.

I was in a military family, so by the time I was 13 I'd lived in six different places.

I want you to like me, but I don't care if you don't.

Be okay with who you are. And that you can't choose your parents or what life you were born into, but you can choose the kind of person you want to be.

All the beauty of the spring went for happy men to think of all the increase of the year was for other eyes to mark. Not a sign of any sunrise for me from my fount of life

I do not trust people who do not wear a wrist watch.

Life is a series of deaths and resurrections, losses and gains, pain and joy.

Definition is a choice.

Outside of performing, (a comedian) is someone who is analyzing life, thinking about it and trying to be observing so much. In my opinion, it can make you feel on the outside looking in.

Every man has some reminiscences which he would not tell to everyone, but only to his friends.

He also knows that certain moments repeat themselves.

Live life to the fullest.

Compassion is no substitute for justice.

The past in New Orleans cohabits with the present to an extent not even approximated in any other North American city.