I grew up in southern California in the 80s. Yes, I am a walking cliche.

Engrave this in your brain: EVERY WRITER GETS REJECTED. You will be no different.

If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.

I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.

I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.

Part of what makes us human is what we mean to other people, and what people mean to us.

I thought I saw him once, but it turned out to be a yeti

There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.

When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.

Christianity is a fine religion and I wish more Christians practiced it.

Don’t discount that part of who he was just because you didn’t know it. None of us are all of who we are to any one person.

A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.

Time erodes people, and when you are old enough you weigh nothing. It's comforting to know that I will never be as frail.

In order to be heard, an author must have readers...

People respond differently to the same image and put on what they want or hope or feel onto that image.

Formula feeding is the longest lasting uncontrolled experiment lacking informed consent in the history of medicine.

I don't like writers. They're dangerous people.

Like everything else I teach in my coaching, staying in shape for me is about the little actions and changes in lifestyle that have a huge effect over time.

Who on earth do the Americans suppose their allies are amongst the Arab world? Even Saudi Arabia they seem to regard as nothing more than a resevoir of oil and money.

Last dance with Mary Jane One more time to kill the pain I feel summer creepin' in and I'm Tired of this town again

I'm not one who divides music, dance or art into various categories. Either something works, or it doesn't.