I grew up in such a featureless, personality-less suburb. There was nothing to push against.

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

I hate all sidekicks.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

You saved my life.I trust you until you give me a reason to do otherwise

It were better to be of no church than to be bitter for any.

I was just confident my work was good.

I haven't played a single game all year. This is bullshit!

If you just read Leviticus on the surface, you may think it's just a bunch of grumpy irrelevant rules; but, it's actually the way God gave his people access to himself.

I love scripts about relationships, and I love to see puppy love evolving into this mature love and communication.

She wanted him to stop, but more than that, she wanted him to go on forever.

Never choose the easy path. Choose the one that has morals

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Ah! never shall the land forget.