I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.

When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.

I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.

I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!

When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called rappers.

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.

I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work?

My brain is very simple. Like when you break everything down. I see things in a simple way. And that simplicity for some reason becomes funny to other people because they don't look at it that way.

The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than black people were made for white, or women created for men.

Music is like poetry, It can stop you thinking. But it can also open you up.

How incredibly far our lives drift from where we knew with all certainty they would go. How little today resembles what yesterday thought it would look like.

We develop more empathy, when we realise that we are all ultimately looking for the same things - love, peace and acceptance.

But then Macon smiled at me. "Just be yourself, Foster. That's the best thing in the world.

Never be afraid to fail. Failure is only a stepping stone to improvement. Never be overconfident because that will block your improvement.

I mean, the fight for a health care bill to cover all Americans and leave none behind is attacked as being a race appeal, which is not true, but then it's put out in the media as true.

That was the problem with loving people: it made you weak. It made you need them. It made the thought of not having them the worst thing in the world.

Erecting the 'wall of separation between church and state'... is absolutely essential in a free society.

We humans think linearly but tech trends are exponential.