I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest.

Since I was 14. I grew up surfing. That's all I wanted to do.

Just start writing and you'll find what you want to say.

People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face.

New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished.

I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die.

Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward.

I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills.

I put so much energy into with improv. You can only perform it at a place where people are, essentially, taking improv classes so that they just appreciate what's happening.

Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes.

It's so much harder to make a living off improv. Improv is so rarified and for such a specific audience.

If you talk to God you are praying if God talks to you you have schizophrenia.

I want my children to see me first every morning, so I wake up at 5 and make sure to shower and exercise before they get up.

Yoga is a big part of my destressing. Even sitting on the floor for 10 minutes to center myself, stretch and relax can be a huge game changer.

Fools rush in, where wise men never go, But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?

Animal agriculture makes a 40% greater contribution to global warming than all transportation in the world combined; it is the number one cause of climate change.

A golden tomb is useful only for the thieves!

The approach is that the best way to use unwanted circumstances on the path of enlightenment is not to resist but to lean into them.

I'm not into looking crisp. That's not how I dress or who I am.

I exhort and entreat you all, disregard what this man and that man thinks about these things, and inquire from the Scriptures all these things.

I wouldn't say 'Avatar' changed my life, but it definitely changed my career.