I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway.

Buddy of mine once told me that he'd rather fly a jet than kiss his girl. Said it gave him more of a kick.

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes.

There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.

I don’t want to react because I don’t want them to know it’s a bad word, but I want to encourage them to talk so I’m like, ‘That’s good!’

I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.

I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.

Those who recite prayers do not pray from their heart but are heard to say the words of the prayers that someone wrote down some time ago.

In times of turbulence, we must keep calm and be patient.

May you enter into a new phase in your life. One that affirms your life's purpose.

There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success.

Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything!

"The State of the Jews" was not a title of a country. It was a title of a futuristic novel.

How can you love me if you dont know me? I stink really bad.

I would give wings to children, but I would leave it to them to learn how to fly by themselves.

Somebody warned me early on to be very careful about brushing up against the chocolate.

And then comes unhappiness, and one does not become unhappy either. One says, 'A black cloud passing. I am the witness, the watcher.'