I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.

Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

My parents were really nice to me.

My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.

As an actor, you're never busy enough.

Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

In the end, all men die. How you lived will be far more important to the Almighty than what you accomplished.

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely.

Arrogance is an illusion of superiority one perpetrates upon their self. Some may ultimately find their way through the illusion, but only after many losses.

I might be deceiving myself but I do not think that I do have an inordinate fear of death.

I started out playing ukulele when I was 5 or 6 years old.

You raise your voice when you should reinforce your argument.

Who do you think's better looking people in the north or people in the south?

Exaggerated portrayals apparently destroy desire more effectively than any repression.

You could be somewhere where the mail was delayed three weeks and do just fine investing.

Happiness is not something you find, but rather something you create.