I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck

...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.

What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?

Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless

You cannot control faeries. Can. Not. They aren't logical or rational. They don't obey the same laws (physical, social, emotional, traffic - you name it) that we do.

You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain.

Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.

Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal.

Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones.

War Game. You can count the dead, but will never have a winner or a loser. #Thinkpeace

... life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and it's out. Forever.

A lot of people these days are not music lovers - they just want to be famous which is a very different thing to what I grew up believing in.

For me, Christmas is about family, loving, forgiveness, compassion, understanding and comradery.

You're not surprised when alcoholics act like alcoholics. It's more surprising when non-alcoholics start acting like alcoholics.

The only one who can tell you "You can't" is you. And you don't have to listen.-Nike

A thief believes everybody steals.

As they do every year, al-Qaida has threatened to disrupt and ruin Christmas. You know, we already have a group that disrupts and ruins Christmas every year. They're called relatives.

Mysteries are not to be solved. They eye goes blind when it only wants to see why.

Prison makes an interesting context for so many different characters to come together. You get to see what lines get drawn between people.