I guess I have a gift for expressing pedestrian tastes. In a way, it's kind of depressing.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Embrace your diverse, prismatic colors! They make you uniquely you!

Shatter your pride in dust to vanish into the joy of longing and love.

The ripe apple falls, it doesn't know what else to do.

We are inspired only when we seek to be inspired. Then inspiration can be found in everyone and everything.

I'm not a teacher: only a fellow traveler of whom you asked the way. I pointed ahead - ahead of myself as well as you.

Life's to short for chess.

You know, it shows how old I am. I can remember the good old days when the president picked the Supreme Court justices instead of the other way around.

Kids should read whatever they want to read. So I'm hoping that just like 15-year-olds read "Summer Sisters," I'm hoping that they'll read this.

The minute I forget to balance reality with the fantasy, I'm going back to Virginia.

I think I would be a good villain in a James Bond movie.