I guess I just don't have the killer instinct that I think makes a great political cartoonist.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

You do not know what you have and how you are blessed until you have nothing..Count all your blessings.

Here they learned to Wait. To Watch. To think thoughts and not voice them.

Yes, I'm a real southern boy.

But I'm not trying to convince anybody how to vote or how to live. Nobody's ever successfully accused me of being realistic.

An appreciation of animals is good for a human, it can lead to a better understanding and respect for all living things.

Allowing dying to be so intensely present enriches both the preciousness of each moment and our detachment from it.

He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.

Man's unique agony as a species consists in his perpetual conflict between the desire to stand out and the need to blend in.

The custom of the Church has very great authority and ought to be jealously observed in all things.

My parents are both teachers, so we had the summers off.