I guess I lead a double life, and I must admit I'm happy with both.

After I made my hit in 'Salome,' Universal sent me to New York so I could learn to be a proper movie star.

Men, no matter what their promises, rarely leave their spouses - the louses.

I found I had the ability to do comedy. My timing was really inborn.

I'm from Hollywood, I'm too dumb to be nervous about New York.

You can't move beyond your past if you keep talking about it like it's your present.

I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking.

Political Wire is one of the absolute must-read sites in the blogosphere.

The humanitarian in theory is the terrorist in action.

We need to make India capable, prosperous.

I hate it when my hair is engaged in unauthorized activities.

I don't need a fantasy life as once I did. That is the life of the imagination that I had a great need for. Films were the perfect means for satisfying that need.

From the point of view of literature Mr. Kipling is a genius who drops his aspirates. From the point of view of life, he is a reporter who knows vulgarity better than any one has ever known it.