I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said "no weapons in Iraq." Now they call that history.

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.

I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.

One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.

We’re fine.’ A few feet away, Aurum snarled quietly, which meant Nico was lying.

Give sorrow words

If I thought I could never love you more, I didn't understand you well enough.

The deed is nothing. It is the thought that breeds fear

Feeling free of full & empty, feeling here but also there, Neither or but simply both, a universe within, one single stare.

The Parthenon without the marbles is like a smile with a tooth missing.

I never regret anything... I just lie about it or change the story.

No coward soul is mine, No trembler in the world's storm-troubled sphere.

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

When I was 14, I saw someone getting their face and wrists slashed with a knife in a pub in Catford. Nobody lifted a finger. That's when I realised that violence wasn't funny. At all.