I guess I write four or five hours a day, but I do it seven days a week. It's very disciplined, yes, but it's joy for me.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Your life experience is a moving picture, of which you are writer, director, performer, producer and critic.

Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion.

Style is a sacred fashion.

After every bath, I make sure to moisturize my entire body. I'm obsessed with Diptyque: people love their candles, but their body products are also amazing.

Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.

The problem was precision, perfection; the problem was digitization, which sucked the life out of everything that got smeared through its microscopic mesh.

No, I have someone who comes to the house and washes it, puts in the dry shampoo, and takes care if it because I have no time.

In an age of constant movement, nothing is more urgent than sitting still.

It is only in the depths of silence that the voice of God can be heard.

Make-up covers a multitude of sins.