I guess, as they say, I never acquired a taste for [caviar].

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

No motive is pure. No one is good or bad-but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Bipolar disorder can be a great teacher. It's a challenge, but it can set you up to be able to do almost anything else in your life.

I am mentally ill. I can say that. I am not ashamed of that. I survived that, I'm still surviving it, but bring it on. Better me than you.

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap."

I get lots of awards for being mentally ill. Apparently, I am better at being mentally ill than almost anything else I've ever done. Seriously - I have a shelf of awards for being bipolar.

You know the bad thing about being a survivor... You keep having to get into difficult situations in order to show off your gift.

His lazy grin incinerated the rest of my heart.

Don't think. That is the wrong way to bring anything back. Let it go. Sooner or later it will flash into your mind.

Like all other contracts, wages should be left to the fair and free competition of themarket, and should never be controlled by the interference of the legislature.

The money has to go to the federal government because the federal government will spend that money better than the private sector will spend it.

I actually don't think of whiteness and heterosexuality as 'the norm'. Maybe there are people who still do but none of them are close friends of mine.

We get our morals from books. I didn't get mine from books, but I know that morals do come from books- theoretically at least.

Our Congress is the finest body of men money can buy.

I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president.

When you meet someone who is truly great, he makes you believe you can be great, too.

I prefer to do absolutely nothing. I love to relax. But, if there's a beach around that's where you'll find me.