I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

In order to survive, I came up with a five-step secret to getting it all done. If you're busy too, feel free to use it:1. Admit that you can't possibly get it all done.

When I decided to direct, never having done that before, is something I'm very proud of

A word says more than a thousand images. Exercises for the visually inclined: illustrate "appreciation", "humor", "software", "education", "inalienable rights", "elegance", "fact".

The only way, I think, to learn to write short stories is to write them, and then try to discover what you have done.

I love you. You are my heart beating outside of my chest.

There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.

Thirty-seven percent of gamblers dip into their savings to fulfill their habit

Prayer is God's answer to our poverty, not a power we exercise to obtain an answer.

...then we went skinny dippin' and did things that frighten the fish... Character, Shelby Eatonton, from the movie, Steel Magnolias.

It is in our power to educate all the children of the world to become a little better as people, a little happier.