I guess chemistry is just another word for love.

I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.

Comedy is actually very macho driven.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

People don't listen when you lecture. No one wants to be talked down to or scolded.

Maybe I might be repeating the same mistake again... But don't you think it is far better to regret what I have done than what I have not done yet...?

Genetics do play a role in how you consciously or subconsciously manifest your true self.

Death is nothing more than a doorway, something you walk through.

I feel so bad for him [Bernie Sanders]. It's really unfortunate that he's been caught in the crossfire here.

The making of an Atheist implies a mental stimulation and training which brings into play the primary factors of social progress.

You can't get something for nothing. Everybody remembers this except politicians.

If we were doomed to live forever, we would scarcely be aware of the beauty around us.

It was great, wasn’t it? Really exciting stuff. (Chris) Like having my teeth drilled without Novocain. (Cassandra)

Very good. It was perfect.

He turn'd his charger as he spake, Upon the river shore, He gave his bridle reins a shake, Said, "Adieu for evermore, my love, And adieu for evermore."