I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.

I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.

The art of letting go is simply about personal empowerment. Realizing what you’re in charge of, realizing what you control, and more importantly, what you don’t control.

Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals.

Everyone asks how I felt before the perfect game. You never feel bad when you're in the World Series. You've got all winter to rest.

Abortion is a denial of one of those powers which make women women.

I do just love the characters in sci-fi, but not necessarily the fact that it's sci-fi.

There's a way that the force of disappointment can be alchemized into something that will paradoxically renew you.

A new and speculative idea, which although it may seem trivial and almost laughable, is nonetheless of great value in quickening the spirit of invention.

Fundamentally, I believe that the U.S. can improve its international standing and its national security by expanding trade and strengthening its relationships with moderate Muslim countries.

A man will never change his mind if he have no mind to change.