I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

Wisdom says we are nothing. Love says we are everything. Between these two our life flows.

Mind Your Qi, Activate Your Luck!

Imagination means nothing without doing.

Don't listen to a man who says we have to work together as a team. He means we have to work as he says.

Gratitude is the memory of the heart.

For six years profound silence was mistaken for profound wisdom.

Routine is a ground to stand on, a wall to retreat to; we cannot draw on our boots without bracing ourselves against it.

...he was leaving me. I wondered if I should stop him. If I should wrestle him to the ground and force him to love me. I wanted to hold his shoulders down and shout into his face.

Meditation is one of the ways in which the spiritual man keeps himself awake.

If I had the choice of knowing the truth or searching for the truth, I'd take the search.