I guess sometimes you just have to fight your battles.

If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays!

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

There's a thrill in going someplace you aren't supposed to go. The place should come down.

Thanks to the invention of the telescope, planets that are 100 billion miles away look to be only 50 billion miles away.

Let us be kind. It is the simplest way to touch someone's heart.

Undying love, attention and sacrifice is an essential fuel for relations

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

Scoring a lot of points is not a goal of mine. I just do whatever I do best to help my team win. I'm a role player.

It may sound trite, but using the weapons of the enemy, no matter how good one's intentions, makes one the enemy.

I promise all Cuban mothers that I will never will make them weep.

I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me.

Two birds fly past. They are needed somewhere.

Ted Cruz just in a different league. He understands conservatism because he is.

This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.