I guess that's the major difference between '80s-club Madonna and today's Madonna is she can get anyone she wants to show up in the studio for her.

The great appeal of baseball, among the great appeals, it's a game without time. It is a pastoral game that is separated from time.

And believe it or not, a new record from Philly's greatest, the Roots. It's kind of bitter sweet, to be honest. Well, maybe not so bitter. It's called "Rising Down."

The only single guy driving a minivan is a guy whose mother bought the van 16 years ago...

The lie is, even if you do work out, you'll never look like Madonna. That's the lie.

Turkey's great if you're one of those people who can't sleep on planes because when the tryptophan kicks in, it's no problem.

Friday means popcorn and multiplexes, speaking of movies, and it is the multi that is the problem. So many movie screens. The struggle of what to put on them.

I’m the one who requires a nice scratch behind my ears, and then I’ll tap my toe, and that’ll be fine.

Always try and be a better person than you were yesterday, cause we aren't guaranteed tomorrow.

Your personal dignity was always more important to you than mere emotion, wasn't it?

I'm no longer an artist, I'm a business partner.

If our Christianity doesn’t work at home, it doesn’t work.

We're not dating," Alec said again. "Oh?" Magnus said. "So you're just that friendly with everybody, is that it?

What broke Mom's heart was realizing that her children knew nothing and cared nothing about the better side of life.

War, sometimes you have to go for it, you know?

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.

What you farmers need to do is raise less corn and more Hell.

Happy Father's Day -- or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law's day.