I guess the most interesting thing that people think is I'm English [because of The Mighty Boosh].

While in a crowded underground carriage, scream 'It's happening again!

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

I love to hate [Wall Street] it, and I like it. I love the fact that I hate it and like it at the same time. Plus, Gordon Gekko is now [Donald] Trump, isn't he?

I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering wheel in my car. I think it was an OCD thing.

When we were touring with The Mighty Boosh, we went on a ghost tour of York. It was all about ghosts, and the tour guide was hilarious.

People think that I live in England and have a British accent.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.

I used to steal pens at the store. Back in the day when you would write checks, I would write a check and use the pen, and I would keep the pen.

I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

As a boy, I used to marvel that the letters in a closed book did not get scrambled and lost overnight.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul

Ask any human being alive if they're the same person they were seven years ago and they're going to tell you they aren't.

I was never one to paint space, I paint air.

Let's dare to enter into an intimate relationship with God without fear, trusting that we will receive love and always more love.

How does anybody change from the time that they're 18 till they're 25? Everything kind of changes. You see the world much differently, and you get your priorities in order a little bit more.

I ain't lookin' at you dudes -I'm lookin' past you.

But the little things are what make up life

We went to the moon to have fun, but the moon turned out to completely suck.

Where desire ends up causing suffering is when it fixates.