I guess the thing about exposing your heart is that people may not even notice it. Like a flop movie. Or they'll borrow your heart and they'll forget to return it to you.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore

Crazy got nothin on us" Neesa

When you look at a flower with an appreciative heart and get lost in the magical beauty, you really get a vacation from the everyday stressful life.

The Antichrist . . . will be the embodiment of evil, and will have great power to deceive those who choose to follow him.

You cannot be anything you want to be - but you can be a whole lot more of who you already are.

Everything that's innocent to us is crazy to them.

That lies should be necessary to life is part and parcel of the terrible and questionable character of existence.

There's definitely a large fan base for the 'Twilight' and 'Harry Potter' movies that need their next fix.

They can see their neighbors. Roosters and dogs can be heard from there. Still, they will age and die without visiting one another.

The elections would be free and democratic, and any result would have to be accepted.