I guess when your heart gets broken, you sort of start to see the cracks in everything.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

Knowing your inner voice and how you will confront it, is like talking to yourself in front of the mirror and appreciate it.

Money will buy a pretty good dog but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

I don't really consider myself to be a personal finance expert compared with some others. There are quite a few that know a lot more than I do.

A guy named Adolf Hitler won an election in 1932 ... and 50 million people died as a result ... what I learned as a little kid is that politics is, in fact, very important.

Extreme hopes are born of extreme misery, and in such a world hopes could only be irrational.

For young filmmakers, Saw is a perfect film. It doesn't cost the GNP of almost every country of the world.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

Let us all try to stand a little taller, rise a little higher, be a little better. Make the extra effort. You will be happier.

If you want to live a long life, focus on making contributions .

I believed that the way passed through Man, and that it was from there that destiny had to emerge.