I guess you go too far when pianos try to be guitars.

For the most part, pianos are female to me. Sometimes they're dykes, and they're always good fun.

Women must understand that simply attacking or hating men is just another form of disempowerment. A woman has to realize that when she makes a man crawl it doesn't give her power.

Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field.

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it.

Some of the most wonderful people are the ones who don't fit into boxes.

We are all fairies living underneath a leaf of a lily pad.

It's emotional blackmail to say if you're a good businesswoman and a musician, you're betraying your music.

People think I'm nuts because I can sit in a room and be happy by myself.

The sense of loss is such a tricky one, because we always feel like our worth is tied up into stuff that we have, not that our worth can grow with things we are willing to lose.

Some people hide more than others, and it does intrigue me.

excuse my enthusiasm or rather madness, for I am really drunk with intellectual vision whenever I take a pencil or graver into my hand.

Therapy to life: Eat with the wise, and drink with the fools!

All of our lives are governed by a certain degree of faith in bullshit.

I think it better that in times like these a poet's mouth be silent, for in truth we have no gift to set a statesman right.

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.

When fear seizes, change what you are doing. You are doing something wrong.

Honestly, I really hated dancing at first. Because I'm not good at it. I still don't like dancing.

I'm manipulating the audience. I'm making sure people sympathize.

Dance well with a woman, and she's halfway yours.

If you're not prepared to give some truly independent thought to what this world is all about, then what is the point of being alive?