I guessed princesses-in-training didn’t wear pants.

True love is usually the most inconvenient kind.

I hope you find someone you can't live without.I really do. And I hope you never have to know what it's like to have to try and live without them.

P.S. May, don’t these strawberry tarts just make you want to cry?

No, I’m not choosing him or you. I’m choosing me.

Castes never meant that much to me.

I should have known that if any girl was going to disobey an order, it would be you.

The Selection was no longer something that was simply happening to me, but something I was actively a part of. I was an Elite.

Try patting them on the back or shoulder and telling them everything is going to be fine. Lots of times when girls cry, they don't want you to fix the problem, they just want to be consoled.

If you don’t want me to be in love with you, you’re going to have to stop looking so lovely. First thing tomorrow I’m having your maids sew some potato sacks together for you.

You get confused by crying women, I get confused by walks with princes.

Male urination really is a kind of accomplishment, an arc of transcendance. A woman merely waters the ground she stands on.

However good an argument in philosophy may happen to be, it is generally not good enough.

This is your moment! Seize the opportunity to be great!

I wish I had died before I ever loved anyone but her.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

I would say my grandmother would be like my personal god.

We all lead more pedestrian lives than we think we do. The boiling of an egg is sometimes more important than the boiling of a love affair in the end.

My shoulder's not where I want it to be, but I'm doing a good job of monitoring it.

Looking for perfection is the only way to motivate yourself.