I had a baby with no pain medicine, mainly because most people I talked to didn't think I'd be able to do it. So there!

I love little Peter Pan collars and little puff sleeves.

I never underestimate the power of hot rollers for your hair and eyelash curlers for your eyelashes.

I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If you enjoy something, there's nothing guilty about it.

No one cares what you ate for breakfast. Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care.

I know so many people who actually just watch television on their computers now and don't even really watch their TV anymore.

My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours.

Every episode has a purpose to move the story forward.

Becoming a mom allowed me to just relax in a way I never had before. I used to care a lot about what I looked like in public or what people thought of me. I care at least 40 percent less now.

I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.

I'm actually incapable of lying. I'm like a parody of a person who can't lie.

Wall your life, guard your heart and mind your mind! A life without a wall least blocks something! A mind without a wall accepts anything at all!

God always brings someone into your life that has traveled the same path and knows the rocks you climbed to get to the end of the trail.

That which yields is not always weak.

The service we render others is the rent we pay for our room on earth.

I'm not very good at praying, but what I experience when I'm writing a poem is close to prayer.

I'm drunk but truthful.

My demons and I are not compatible. We never have been and never will be.

I hadn't thought that I was generally a pack rat, but it turns out I am.

That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.

What's going on outside? It was really nice - all the fans out there with big signs.