I had a dream about you last night. In this dream we were walking down the beautiful Japanese streets of Florida. Fukuoka is nice in the summer.

I had a dream about you, and in the dream you were dreaming of me. We were meant for each other subconsciously.

I had a dream about you the other day. I woke up and realized it was just a dream.

I had a dream about you last night, you were the same piece of S**t I know and hate in real life.

I had a dream about you… but I don’t know you…who are you?

It's still magic even if you know how it's done.

I follow my course with the precision and security of a sleepwalker.

Each breath I breathe is one more chance to share my love with those around me.

On a daily basis, you must take more care of your mind than just money, money, money!

I say the word N-U-C-L-E-R the same way that George W. Bush says it.

I would like to thank ABC for giving me the Drew Carey award. It only goes to one lucky guy with glasses a year, and gosh darn it, tonight I'm the king of the... general area.

Friendship means to be a strong hand in the dark to another in the time of need.

Be brave and celebrate with us your 'perceived flaws,' as society tells us. May we make our flaws famous, and thus redefine the heinous.

If you want to build a high performance organization, you've got to play chess, not checkers.

If you want to play better, you have to eat better, you have to look out for yourself.